• You were my first kiss. It was terrible.
• You were the first person to give me butterflies. I thought you were the One. You were not. You were the first person to break my heart.
• We had been friends since we were two. Kissing you was like kissing my brother.
• I had a crush on you all throughout seventh grade. When you kissed me at the end of eighth grade, I didn't anymore.
• I kissed you because my ex-boyfriend was kissing someone else. It felt weird and I didn't like it.
• You were the first person who kissed me that I didn't kiss back.
• I was short, you were tall. Holding your hand was too awkward because of our height difference. You kissed me at the fair. You were the sloppiest kisser I ever had. You heard me tell someone that and we never spoke again.
• You were my ex-boyfriend's best friend.
• You were the older brother of the first boy I kissed. It was the strangest date ever.
• When you asked me to the dance, you picked me up and spun me around like we were in the movies. You cried when I broke up with you three weeks later.
• I was your first kiss. I planned on being your last, but then I changed my mind. You were the only person that I've ever really, truly loved.
• We would dance and you would sing in my ear. When we kissed, it was nothing like I expected.
• I know you kissed my roommate when you thought I was asleep.
• You tasted like cigarettes.
• You were a mistake.
• I thought I had my life together until I met you. You changed everything.
• Neither of us know how we began to kiss, but we did. Throughout the year, we kissed in your room, on the porch, in a different city. No one ever found out.
• You wanted to be my boyfriend. I wasn't ready. You thought I was the One. I was not.
• You were my best friend's future boyfriend.
• You were one of my best friends. We kissed during a game of Spin the Bottle. This will forever be funny.
• You told me you were in the Army. You were not.
• You tried holding my hand. I wouldn't let you.
• You helped me move my stuff into my storage unit and I bought you beer. We will always be friends.
• You kissed me in the middle of Doc's, in between chugging Long Islands and hula hooping on stage. We rode the Silo bus back home with our friends, screaming the National Anthem at the top of our lungs.
• I don't know your name, but you were Scottish and taught me to dance and thought I was exciting because I was from America and drank tequila.
• You looked like my ex-boyfriend's best friend.
• I didn't want to kiss you.
• After you kissed me, we never spoke again. My roommates and I will forever refer to you as "The Worst Human."
• You had your nipples pierced.
• You are one of the nicest people I have ever met.
• I'd had a crush on you since freshman year. After you finally kissed me on Halloween, I walked around the party, fist pumping and yelling, "LIFE GOAL COMPLETED!" This will probably be the last time we kiss.
• I was walking through a crowd when you grabbed me by my face, told me you missed me, then kissed me once. I haven't seen you since.
• You like me a lot.
• I kept calling you "Santiago." This was not your name.
• It's understood that we will never discuss the fact that we once kissed.
• You are my biggest secret.