Eating at Chicken & Pizza, all of our chicken was really small.
• Oh my god, do you think we’re eating pigeons?
• Instagram that so I look tan.
• I think I have ADD because sometimes I just think to myself, ‘What was the Pilgrims favorite food?’
• I don’t trust people that work out in sweatshirts.
• YOYO: you’re only young once.
• That girl in 50 Shades of Gray? She likes tea.
• If I was a guy and some girl was having my baby and I didn’t love her, I’d leave and like, go to Amsterdam.
• You wouldn’t want to see the baby?
• Maybe like a picture or something.
• It’s not that I judge someone who wears a sweatshirt while they work out. I wouldn’t judge someone for eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But, if they were eating and peanut butter and jelly while wearing pig tails, yeah, I’d judge them.
• Do you think that people named Thomas like to be called THOM?
• Rule number ten is F-you, Drew.
• How did you make all these graphics? Paint?
• If humans evolved from apes, why aren’t there as many apes as humans?
Falling down the mountain.
• Don’t worry, I’m a ninja!
Chelsea is not happy that we are hiking a mountain in the pouring rain.
• I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE CHRISTMAS STORE!
• Great, guys. We’re going to get stuck on this mountain and have to take bath salts and eat each other.
• If you’re going to get cancer, you’re going to get cancer. It doesn’t matter if you flossed your teeth everyday.
• He was really good at telling stories. I wanted him to be my grandpa, but he’s too young.
• What’s a synonym for risky?
• Drew.
• I could never survive high in this country; there’s not enough food.
• Let’s see what Sandra Bullock movies are on Netflix.
• Wow, Drew, that was a manly statement.
Dan blew a fuse in the classroom and almost died.
• Guys, I’m having post traumatic stress disorder.
• What’s an electrical faucet?
• Is that art?
• That’s the museum curator.