Things Flat 4 Say

    

Eating at Chicken & Pizza, all of our chicken was really small.
• Oh my god, do you think we’re eating pigeons?

• Instagram that so I look tan.

• I think I have ADD because sometimes I just think to myself, ‘What was the Pilgrims favorite food?’

• I don’t trust people that work out in sweatshirts.

• YOYO: you’re only young once.

• That girl in 50 Shades of Gray?  She likes tea.

• If I was a guy and some girl was having my baby and I didn’t love her, I’d leave and like, go to Amsterdam.
• You wouldn’t want to see the baby?
• Maybe like a picture or something.

• It’s not that I judge someone who wears a sweatshirt while they work out.  I wouldn’t judge someone for eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  But, if they were eating and peanut butter and jelly while wearing pig tails, yeah, I’d judge them.

• Do you think that people named Thomas like to be called THOM?

• Rule number ten is F-you, Drew.

• How did you make all these graphics?  Paint?

• If humans evolved from apes, why aren’t there as many apes as humans?

Falling down the mountain.
• Don’t worry, I’m a ninja!

Chelsea is not happy that we are hiking a mountain in the pouring rain.
• 
I JUST WANTED TO GO TO THE CHRISTMAS STORE!

• Great, guys.  We’re going to get stuck on this mountain and have to take bath salts and eat each other.

• If you’re going to get cancer, you’re going to get cancer.  It doesn’t matter if you flossed your teeth everyday.

• He was really good at telling stories.  I wanted him to be my grandpa, but he’s too young.

• What’s a synonym for risky?
• Drew.

• I could never survive high in this country; there’s not enough food.

• Let’s see what Sandra Bullock movies are on Netflix.
• Wow, Drew, that was a manly statement.

Dan blew a fuse in the classroom and almost died.
• 
Guys, I’m having post traumatic stress disorder.

• What’s an electrical faucet?

• Is that art?
• That’s the museum curator.